If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,  you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg. 

And, as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that, on average,

Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! 

Makes you damned proud to be an American!

 Psalm 109:8 ~ "Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him." 

At last -- I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president!

Look it up -- it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.
Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

 We need more woman like this.

 In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road.

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.

Aren't you just stimulated?

 We're constantly clubbed on the head with the claim that the Muslim world condemns 9/11, abhors 9/11, etc. - Yet every day Shirts like this are mass produced, marketed, and sold by street venders thru out the middle east and it's simply OK. Now a few of our guys, after months of sleeping on the cold ground, eating MREs, not having a good hot shower, and away from their love ones, get caught piss'n on a couple of dead rag head Al Qada types and they are condemned by the world.

 No policemen hurt. No problems in jail.
No public defender attorney.

No jury.............Just Justice.

 Downtown Dallas ...copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,200 volt
 live wire out of a conduit.  Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground.

WELL DONE - both of them

  Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business.  They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the training industry.  This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.  Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down.  I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman.

 If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster.  Really now, wouldn't you just keep drinking???

OF COARSE HE WAS AN INTERNET PREDATOR--IM GAY HE WAS LOOKIN FOR SOME YOUNG  INTERNET MEAT-I DIDNT RRESIST-OH GAY SEX FEELS SO GOOD--BOB TUSKIN ON HIS HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE-2006-I WANTED TO TRY GAY SEX ON THE BLDG7 SITE/GROUND ZERO-BUT MY BUTT HURT

 "And, because of the biblical precedents set forth in Scripture, they never doubted that their experiment would work. But this was no pleasure cruise, friends. The journey to the New World was a long and arduous one. And when the Pilgrims landed in New England in November, they found -- according to Bradford's detailed journal -- a cold, barren, desolate wilderness." The New York Jets had just lost to the Patriots. "There were no friends to greet them, he wrote." I just threw that in about the Jets and Patriots. "There were no houses to shelter them. There were no inns where they could refresh themselves. And the sacrifice they had made for freedom was just beginning. During the first winter, half the Pilgrims -- including Bradford's own wife -- died of either starvation, sickness or exposure. When spring finally came, Indians taught the settlers how to plant corn, fish for cod and skin beavers for coats.

 The deputy commander in charge of training Afghan troops and police has been fired after making comments to the media harshly critical of Afghan President Hamid Karzai.

Army Maj. Gen. Peter Fuller was relieved of command on Friday by Marine Gen. John R. Allen, commander of all U.S. and NATO troops in Afghanistan.

In an interview Thursday with POLITICO, Fuller said Afghan leaders were ungrateful for U.S. assistance and “isolated from reality." He also called Karazi's recent comments that Afghanistan would side with Pakistan if it went to war with the United States "erratic."

 (CBS) - A "crazed" homeless man who has been living among the Occupy Wall Street protesters in New York City's Zuccotti Park went on a violent rampage Thursday, flailing, kicking tents, and yelling incoherently, according to a published report. 

The New York Post reports that as he kicked tents filled with sleeping protesters, Jeremy Clinch shouted, "I've been here from day one! I haven't got a tent!"

 Another piece falls into place.  In a press conference last week Obama
was not wearing his wedding ring nor was he wearing his watch.  When
noticed, his staff said his ring was out for repairs.  No reason was
given for the missing watch.

So it's just a coincidence that Muslims are forbidden from wearing
jewelry during the month of Ramadan.  Can't possibly be that, because
although he hasn't gone to a Christian church service since entering the
White House, we know he's a committed Christian "cause he said so during
the campaign!" ...........And I've got a bridge to no where to sell you
also.
 
This is the same president that spent the Christmas holidays in Hawaii
to avoid religious obligations as PRESIDENT at the White House.   His
children do not receive Christmas presents.
 
Let's just face the facts and tell the truth, we have a muslim for
president in the White House, and he has no knowledge of American
history.  Hey guys, we're not paying attention, Muslims want to rule
the world.