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What do you do with non kosher Mexicans?

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Submitted by gasparri on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 13:06.
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Make them dance around with fruit on their heads then read them their Carmen Miranda rights.

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Here's A Great Idea!

Submitted by Thunder1 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 14:03.

 A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee

outside an
 Arizona immigration office.

 "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and
told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the  United States
with your wife and eight children."

 The man told the fairy,  "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

 The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --  PING !-- he
had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

 "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

 The refugee claimant now got bolder.  ; "I need a big house with a three
car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and
the rest of my relatives who still live in my country..  I want to bring
them all over here" --- and -- PING !-- in the distance there could be seen
a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout
patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

 "One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

 "Yes, one more wish.  I want to be like an American with American
clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this
sombrero.  And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and ---  PING
! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles
T-shirt and a baseball cap.   He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.

 "What happened to my new teeth?"  He wailed, "Where is my new house?"

 THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .

 NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . . . . . .

 The fairy said:
 "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend
for yourself."
 

 

Thunder 

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